March 2012
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peeper-pan:
ScorpioSeason: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
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honeyedexcrements:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money....
February 2012
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Why do we have pets?!
It’s 4 am the night before I have a date.
My dog just farted so bad I had to phone-a-friend for moral support.
Sweet jesus.
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I am never going to pass my genes on. I just know...
I've been mad flirting with this really lovely girl all Reading Week. Like, texting all day every day sort of flirting, but she lives downtown/is busy and I live in the burbs, and so we kept missing opportunities to hang out. So tonight, we're chatting. This conversation follows.
J: Too bad you aren't closer.
T: I know! It's such a pisser being stuck in the burbs. I don't mind doing the traveling, but it does put the pish on spontaniety.
J: Yep, it does.
T: Blech. Well, what are you up to tomorrow?
J: More study fun...might get a new massage table...maybe hang out?
T: Ha, studying 'fun'. I should totally do that.
Though, how does one go about getting a new massage table? And oh? (I'm sorry, I don't remember if I asked if you had plans with peeps tomorrow?)
J: I meant you and I hang out.
T: Oh!
Okay, shit, I'm an idiot.
Yes, definitely.
What time works for you?
J: Too cute.
Poll: Who's TV's Most Crushworthy Law... →
we are in the lead!
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What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
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Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a promise, did...
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My dog is made of pure evil.
I knelt down to wake my dog up and bring her upstairs for the night. She rolled over, opened one eye, and farted luxuriously.
Then she rolled over and went back to bed.
I have never been so thoroughly dismissed by anyone in my life.
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My relationship with fandom:
Fandom: "You're a Sherlockian and a Whovian, on Tumblr too, so you've seen Moffuckery. You've seen pain and suffering. You've experienced it yourself."
Me: "Yes, I have. Far too much for a lifetime."
Fandom: "Do you want to see more?"
Me: "Oh God, yes."
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No Ball, No Clones, No Fish: This Is My (Fringe)...
thescienceofreichenbach:
I’ve posted a lot of non-fall-related Reichenbachian theories recently, but I suppose I can only put off addressing the big question for so long. How did Sherlock Holmes jump off a four-story building and live (plus what was up with him looking very dead on the street a few seconds later)?
Below is my theory on the matter. It’s a little different from other theories...
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its-an-ear-hat-john:
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“This post is not just out of the blue. There is a Sherlock blog, rather well...”
– this post is great, honestly. keep it coming. (via barafundlebay)
I’d like to be surprised about people taking things too seriously on the internet.. but it is… the internet. It’s just a shame that the SJAs are mucking around in Sherlock. Perpetuating harmful stereotypes? sweet...
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We may or may not have gotten the police officer outside the Sherlock Holmes museum to do this in exchange for a creme egg…
THE BEST IDEA WE EVER HAD.
this made me giggle ^^
Bless this man.
Bless this post.
...
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I just realized something incredibly depressing.
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The first and the “last” case John joins Sherlock on are the same: a murderer attempts to talk Sherlock into committing suicide.
The only difference is that John is able to save Sherlock the first time.
;-;
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Anonymous asked: I just read what you did for your roommates kitten and omg I must say I simply adore you. Your roommate is a fool to think that kitten is alright. There needs to be more people like you I swear. Not to mention many animals don't actually show signs of being hurt or sick (or try not to show them at least) because that could potentially mean being targeted for someone else's dinner in the...
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iaminspectorspacetime:
Took an alignment test.
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I’m a neutral evil.
Chaotic-Evil
40% Good, 62% Chaotic
Chaotic-Good
60% Good, 56%...
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