Ombuds: btw my grammar died in 1999
Edmund Adderley:
did you take it out back
feed it a nice steak
rub its belly
and then press the cold barrel’s of the shotgun against is temple
cry, “sorry” and pull the trigger?
Ombuds: you know
i never noticed it before, but ur a terrible person
Twi, I am not at all surprised.
But jesus. I hope, with an attitude like that, it was a porterhouse <3
Guy calls in to Edge 102.5. He says he’s a ten year listener, but that yesterday was the first day he’d ever puked because of a radio show. Says that the description of a morbidly obese woman with explosive poop being sponge-bathed by an orderly reacted poorly with the shrooms he was eating.
He went to retch but, unwilling to puke on the shrooms, he vomits to the side.
Onto his long-haired, aggressive Maine Coon Cat.
So, whilst high, he had to bathe the cat to get the vomit out of the cat’s fur. He stays in the bathroom for a second after releasing the cat, only to walk out and realize his baggie of shrooms is missing.
A look around shows the cat, high as balls, in the corner. He estimates the cat ate about an eighth of a gram and, a full twenty-four hours later, is still in the corner with his cuddly mouse, staring at the ceiling.
Occasionally, it will slowly raise a paw up, and try to bat at it.
He says he’d be concerned, but it looks like the cat is having a pretty good time.
Always reblog.
I will reblog this until the end. Always
O… M… G…
Okay internet. Go home. It’s over.
OMG
SHIT THAT NEVER GETS OLD: THIS
still the best after all this time.
OMG it’s back on my dash
Oh my God what is this glory?
IT’S BACK! I THINK ABOUT THIS POST SO OFTEN!!
Never not reblog. SWEET JESUS!
this is the best thing i’ll ever see in my life.
I even sang it. This is the best post ever.
I went through this post half singing, half laughing. xD
Oh my god this is actually perfect
(via missjessicasmith)
no. you’re not fat. stop > :/
It’s called skin. It does that.
But there is still fat there isn’t?
Generally only the subcutaeous fat—which is not necessarily the ‘fat’ sort of fat. It’s the sort means a bruise instead of a broken bone when you fall. I wouldn’t worry overmuch about it.
Fellow Tumblrers — please feel free to help Ray and his students out, if you can!
Dear followers, teachers, and the Tumblr #education community,
My name is Ray Stoeser and I am a second year English teacher at Crockett Technical High School in Detroit, MI. This year I had the amazing opportunity to be the AP Language and Composition instructor for our school. I work with some of the most amazing students you could meet. Their hunger, passion, and dedication to their education is truly special.
At the beginning of the year, the school told me they would be covering the cost of the AP exams. We are a high poverty school and even the reduced $57 fee per exam is hefty for some of our students’ families. When the time came to order the exams, I was informed that the school was out of funds and would be unable to pay for the exams. I was heartbroken. How was I going to tell my 22 students that they were not going to take the exam for which they had worked so hard to prepare?
I couldn’t.
With less than 24 hours before we had to order the exams, I told the administration to order all 22 exams. College Board wasn’t going to send the bill until mid-June so that gave me some time to find some donations.
On May 16th the students took their exams and returned to my class excited and confident about their results!
That being said, we still need to pay the bill. My class and I are accepting donations and/or sponsors for the exams. I have 22 students and the exams are $57 each. We would graciously accept any denomination. Also, if you would like to pick one of the 22 students and sponsor their individual exam with a $57 donation that student would be happy to send you a personalized “thank you.”
Here are some of the students you would be helping!
To donate please click here.
Class Roster
- Demetria
- Charles
- Davina
- Tyquan
- Derek
- Andrea
- Curtia
- Paula
- Dakharia
- Khalid
- Khalil
- Leon
- Desmond
- Taja
- Equan
- Ariel
- Shayla
- Capri
- Deshont’A
- Tara
- D’Nika
- Mack
Thank you for helping these students take one step closer to college!!!
If you have any questions and/or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to me.
raymond.stoeser@detroitk12.org
To donate please click here.
Putting this on my to do list, signal boosting too
Taking these exams will be an enormous help to these students - it will save them money in college credits, it will boost their ranking when they apply to college, and it may help them qualify for scholarships. And these students have worked hard - they deserve to have that recognized! Give a hand if you can.
Do this, everyone, and lets be real social justice activists.
NEW - Elementary - 4 min Exclusive Preview uploaded for people who live outside the U.S & are blocked from watching it on youtube…here ya go!
Five things I have decided:
- I don’t like Johnny Lee Miller as much as I like Benedict Cumberbatch
- I don’t need to like Johnny Lee Miller as much as I like Benedict Cumberbatch
- I might like this more if Lucy Liu wasn’t stiff as a board
- American TV shows need to take place somewhere other than New York
- If the pilot is as interesting as the preview, I may just watch this
I do not like this.
1. The opening theme has the same chord progression as Sherlock. Immediately a bad sign, shows a lack of originality.
2. Within the first thirty seconds—naked lady who looks like Lisbeth Salander to establish character approach to life.
3. JLM tries to be B.Cumberbatch. He does not succeed with nearly as much aplomb.
4. John “Three Continents” Watson, famous surgeon—is a ‘sober companion’ hired by Sherlock’s daddy? (Who, if I recall, isn’t much mentioned in the original text? Tch.)
5. “Bored!” Me too, buddy, me too.
6.1. “Joan”—the (disgraced!) surgeon(!), gasps, flinches and AVERTS HER EYES at the sight of a dead body.
6.2. No dead body ever looks that clean. Ever. I mean, I know it’s tv, but at least make a token attempt at realism?
7. Don’t think I’ll watch it, unless the quality shows all get canceled. Which is a shame because JLM is an excellent thespian. But even he can’t carry the show.
My little boy David loves watching the Fantastic Four films, he especially loves Chris Evans and spends a lot of time playing at being Johnny Storm. I have to play the baddie and he defeats me. He’s got his walls covered with Johnny Storm pictures too and he knows all the lines. We were recently staying with my best friend Tom who lives in Manchester, England and found out that Chris Evans was coming to town. David was disappointed to find that we’d have already left before the film crew arrived so he sat down and made a card with some pictures for Chris Evans and wrote him a little note. I’ve never seen him sit so long at a table and concentrate! I wish I’d scanned it but I never thought. On the front he did a little picture of Johnny Storm flying across the sky and inside another picture of a scene from the first movie with some speech bubbles and he wrote a little note to Chris saying he was his favourite actor. His ‘uncle’ Tom promised he’d try to get it to Chris Evans for him.
Tom took the card to the film site but security was so tight that he couldn’t get near anyone so he left the card with a note saying who it was from and that he was sorry not to get to take a photo for David’s birthday which was soon. The security guy told him to write down his address and he’d try to find someone to pass it to but made no promises as everything was crazy. That was on Friday 24th Sept. The following morning Tom received a special ‘next day delivery’ from Chris Evans! In it was a brilliant photo of Chris holding up David’s little card, a birthday card with a message from Chris Evans, he’d also signed two BluRay DVD covers with a little message on each for David. On one it said ‘FLAME ON!’ and was signed and on the other it said ‘DREAM BIG, BUDDY’ and was also signed.
It was David’s birthday yesterday. When he saw the card from Chris he read it, looked up, read it again, asked us to read it for him then he just stared at it grinning just repeating, ‘‘really? not really! really? is it real?’’ When we told him what had happened he started to tremble a bit, ran to his room, ran back again and basically didn’t know where to put himself. He had actually seen the photo before his birthday but we’ve now had it framed and he knew about nothing else. For the rest of the day he kept running back to the card and picture to look at them for the millionth time. We haven’t been allowed to play the DVDs yet as they have to stay on display and no-one’s allowed to touch them. When he’d gone to bed at the end of the day, we were tidying the mess up and had a big panic because we couldn’t find the photo! We were just getting desperate when David’s older sister had an idea. She checked under his pillow and it was there! {x}
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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith is deaf in his right ear and has hearing damage in his left. He also refused to wear his hearing aid (which he calls “Blue Ear” because it is blue), because “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids.” So in a long-shot attempt to help her son, Anthony’s mom emailed Marvel for ideas.
“She didn’t know a specific person to write to here at Marvel, and even figured it might get caught in our spam filters, but she sent it in anyway, because that’s the kind of great parent Christina is,” said Marvel editor Bill Rosemann. “And it was her inspiring effort to help her son that touched so many of us here. As a fellow parent of a toddler, I can understand where she’s coming from, so I forwarded the email around the rest of Editorial, asking what we could do to help, and like when Cap yells, ‘Avengers Assemble,’ the gang leapt into action.”
Not only did Anthony receive an image of the superhero Hawkeye, who lost 80 percent of his hearing back in the ’80s and wore hearing aids — Anthony also received a drawing of a brand-new superhero: “Blue Ear.”
Now, with his hearing aid back in, Anthony is able to “fight battles and help people.” His preschool, for hearing-impaired kids, recently hosted a superhero week to inspire the students to overcome their limitations.
DON’T miss the video. It’s the best thing you’ll see all day.
[death+taxes / robot6]
Parenting. This is how you do it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jd3cjjOf1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith is deaf in his right ear and has hearing damage in his left. He also refused to wear his hearing aid (which he calls “Blue Ear” because it is blue), because “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids.” So in a long-shot attempt to help her son, Anthony’s mom emailed Marvel for ideas.
“She didn’t know a specific person to write to here at Marvel, and even figured it might get caught in our spam filters, but she sent it in anyway, because that’s the kind of great parent Christina is,” said Marvel editor Bill Rosemann. “And it was her inspiring effort to help her son that touched so many of us here. As a fellow parent of a toddler, I can understand where she’s coming from, so I forwarded the email around the rest of Editorial, asking what we could do to help, and like when Cap yells, ‘Avengers Assemble,’ the gang leapt into action.”
Not only did Anthony receive an image of the superhero Hawkeye, who lost 80 percent of his hearing back in the ’80s and wore hearing aids — Anthony also received a drawing of a brand-new superhero: “Blue Ear.”
Now, with his hearing aid back in, Anthony is able to “fight battles and help people.” His preschool, for hearing-impaired kids, recently hosted a superhero week to inspire the students to overcome their limitations.
DON’T miss the video. It’s the best thing you’ll see all day.
[death+taxes / robot6]
Parenting. This is how you do it.
(via missjessicasmith)
My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.;W; this is so cuuuteee ;W;
I love animals <3
My mom has this going on in her backyard every night with a mother cat, a young raccoon, and a rather large possum.
I rescued my dog when she was two days old fourteen years ago and she has been, and continues to be, the sweetest, kindest and most gentle creature I’ve ever seen.
Strays have such huge hearts, they really do.
